Precious and glide

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.. I met a man named inuckchuck Who told me to be on the lookout for precious a very large man with a dolls head on his pack.. Precious talks to this dolls head all the time.

Then I met another group of northbound hikers who told me of a young lady named glide who was so named because as she was hiking down the trail she came upon a naked precious applying body glide to his ample rear area. He seemed indignant and complained to the doll head that she was supposed to warn him if anybody was coming. Precious is coming north so here is hoping I see the legend myself.. Hopefully fully clothed