Appalachian Trail Stories Fact or Fiction #3

Appalachian Trail Threat #8 -  Crazy People!!!

If what my family and friends and the movie deliverance tells me is true, then out there in the woods is an army of crazed murderers, rapists, and psychos just waiting for a strapping lad like me to come along so they can rob and kill me for my Ramen, perrty mouth, and Hammock.  One of the first questions I get when I tell people that I am going on this hike is..  Are you taking a gun? So in preparation for defending myself I have contacted the people from the televison show Sons of Guns to commision a shoulder mounted hands free gun..  Below is a mockup..